The Excuse Box

The Excuse Box is a keychain that ends annoying phone conversations with tact. How many times have we all been in this situation:

"Hello?" "Hi hon, you missed Sara's ballet concert, where were you?" "Oh...late night at the factory." "But you don't work at the factory...you don't even have a job."

With the $13 Excuse Box, the conversation will go more like this:

"Hello?" "Hi hon, you missed Jimmy's baseball game, where were you?" "Oh...late night at the factory." "But you don't work at the factory...you don't even have a job." "Yeah, then why do you hear this?" (plays ambient mechanical noises). "Oh my God! You finally stopped wasting your life!" "Right! Wait...I don't know if it was wasting my life...I was writing my novel." "Yeah, and that was going great..." "Was that sarcasm in your voice?" "Nooooo. And we certainly didn't read it out loud at my last Mother's Club meeting, mocking the Taiwanese whore who becomes a princess." "She was never a whore! She was a princess all along! That's the freaking point!" – Mark Wilson